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The Lemon Table

Publisher: Vintage Canada
Master prose stylist Julian Barnes presents a collection of stories whose characters are growing old and facing the end of their lives -- some with bitterness, some with resignation and others with raging defiance.

“Life is just a premature reaction to death,” was what Viv’s husband used to say. Once her lover and friend, he is now Viv’s semi-helpless charge, who is daily sinking ever deeper into dementia. In “Appetite,” Viv has found a way to reach her husband: by reading aloud snippets of recipe books until he calls out indelible -- and sometimes unfortunate -- scenes locked away in his brain. In “The Things You Know,” two elderly friends enjoy their monthly breakfast meetings that neither would ever think of missing. Of course, all they really have in common is a fondness for flat suede shoes and a propensity for thinking spiteful, unspoken thoughts about one another’s dead husbands. “The Fruit Cage” is narrated by a middle-aged man whose seemingly orderly upbringing is harrowingly undone when he discovers that his parents’ old age is not necessarily a time of serenity but actually an age of aroused, perhaps violent, passions.

In these stories, Julian Barnes displays the erudition, wit and uncanny insight into the human mind that mark him as one of today’s great writers, one whose intellect and humour never obscure a genuine affection for his characters.

From the Hardcover edition.


A Short History of Hairdressing


That first time, after they moved, his mother had come with him. Presumably to examine the barber. As if the phrase “short back and sides, with a little bit off the top” might mean something different in this new suburb. He’d doubted it. Everything...
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“His astonishingly varied cast of elderly characters exhibit all the passion, pettiness, fear, foolishness, vanity and vindictiveness one might find at any age.” The Gazette
“Eleven stories, eleven different worlds to explore. Each fascinating, telling and true.” The Hamilton Spectator
“Barnes can telescope the whole world through a single lens.” The Vancouver Sun

“Mr. Barnes handles his sombre material with compassion, verve, shrewd intelligence and a sharp sense of irony that never degenerates into mere cynicism.” The Wall Street Journal
“These new stories are filled with emotional resonance and hard-won wisdom. The Lemon Table is a virtuoso performance of remarkable clarity and insight.” Los Angeles Times Book Review