There is No Dog

Publisher: Doubleday Canada

Meet your unforgettable protagonist: God, who, as it turns out, is a 19-year-old boy living in the present-day and sharing an apartment with his long-suffering fifty-something personal assistant. Unfortunately for the planet, God is lazy and, frankly, hopeless. He created all of the world's species in six days because he couldn't summon the energy to work for longer. He gets Africa and America mixed up. And his beleagured assistant has his work cut out for him when God creates a near-apolcalyptic flood, having fallen asleep without turning the bath off. There is No Dog is a darkly funny novel from one of our most delightfully unpredictable writers.


Oh glorious, most glorious glorious! And yet again glorious!
The sun spreads warm and golden on Lucy’s face and arms. Pale new leaves unfurl so fast she can almost hear the little sighs they make as they open. Birds tweet and twitter their social networks, like city workers seeking potential mates. A few...
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Praise for There is No Dog

"Tart, satirical, a work of unrelenting humour and a creative energy . . . elegant, biting, articulate and vivid. It races along at a sustained pitch of attitude and hyperbole, as much a study of adolescence as it is of parodic theology. Original and highly entertaining."
—Toronto Star

"There is No Dog is a funny, dark, incisive and ultimately somewhat hopeful treatise on the best and worst parts of being human."
—The Chronicle Herald (Halifax)